Reviewer:
zedshaw
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July 22, 2008
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I'm crying from your abuse, "Ranting Jerk"
Oh the pain. The agony of my first review of my first ever live performance. The words! Insipid? I can feel the thesaurus burn my flesh from here. You have crushed my very soul to the ground by insulting my glorious performance using software that was a week old and a simple set of instruments.
I will never publish music again, no matter how funny everyone else thought it was. No matter how much everyone laughed. No matter how well received my pathetic attempt at music was by better musicians than I. You sir, have cut me eloquently to the quick sealing my fate forever.
And what insight into my mind you have oh "Ranting Jerk". You must vast experience performing live and writing about it. You must have an advanced degree in music. I should be so lucky as to worship your dust covered feet like a mendicant priest. I shall now go and look for all of your great performance and study diligently.
Thank you oh great anonymous poster for proving once again, that the only purpose for having a comment system is to let idiots prove how fucking stupid and humorless they are.
Reviewer:
Ranting Jerk
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July 22, 2008
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Wow this is really terrible
I am not sure why you recorded this in the first place.
Or thought that anyone would want a copy to remix of their own.
The guitar playing is pathetic, amatuerish and out of time and tune.
The drum beats are insipid and uninspired.
The vocals are also incredibly weak and out of tune.
Please, do not ever post any more audio tracks.